Getting my Groove Back

Enough of weeping over some dun-colored mousy-kin. I am working out on my wheel now again, doing manly pushups all night long, and I have been sharpening my teeth. My fur is immaculate and I am teaching myself to play "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the bars of my cage when the Humans are sleeping. In addition I found a "Glamour" magazine near my cage and just from the cover I learned a great deal about what the world of romance (and fashion) is about. After reading said magazine, I have decided to become more sophisticated (see my new look!)
Maybe a new love, a white angel named Peaches, will come and keep me company! I can only make the best of this life as it is -and while escaping would be wonderful... and believe me, I will try, waiting and watching... if it is not to be ... happiness may still be waiting for me.